
Ride to Hell: Retribution is a game that defies all expectations of how utterly poor an experience can be, and is easily one of the worst retail-released titles in many, many years. I never quite understood the reasoning behind that last one, but I guess some folks do have a good time watching a train wreck. Some games are bad because they were poorly designed, have tons of technical issues, or are just plain uninspired and derivative. It carries a $30 price tag and anyone who actually buys this at full price (or at all, as a self-respecting individual) after reading this, deserves the suffering you’re going to get. It’s low budget, crude bordering on offensive, boring, linear, and many other negative things. In this case, Ride to Hell: Retribution is the title in question, and one that is memorable for all the wrong reasons. It’s not often that this sort of thing happens, and it usually means that the game has left quite an impression.

I actually started writing this review with the concluding paragraph.
